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I don't think I'll be winning American Idol anytime soon...
  • That's what i was thinking Barmaid ;p
  • Maybe theres a clue in the song
  • ...ring don't shine

    Daddy's give you a truck that's mine

    And if that truck isn't an Escalade

    Daddy's gonna hit you with a headspade.

  • @Scooby Doo -- I'm impressed; "head spade" is difficult to rhyme with.
  • And if that headspade doesn't go right through.

    Daddy's gonna spear you with a giant corkscrew.

  • Thanks pedantic. It took me a minute.
  • @scooby your poam is funny, made me laugh for hours!
  • And if that corkscrew gets stuck tight
    Daddy's gonna try again tomorrow night.

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